"Women Stuff" that I do that really confuses my husband.

I felt like this needed a post all on it's own as I seem to confuse this poor man more with each passing day! Every makeup ritual, every exactly the same item of clothing bought in several different colours, every little thing I do that seems perfectly normal to me seems to irritate him deeply.
Do your *women things* match up with mine?

• Buying items in ALL the colours. This doesn't seem that weird to me you know, clearly I need that cropped tie shirt in red, white, black, blue, pink, spotty, stripey, leopard print...
•  More big, chunky cocktail rings than I have fingers for. "Why do you need so many of these, they all look the same." Pssh, that one is clearly a deeper shade of purple.
•  "Why do you have so many red lipsticks if you only wear one of them?" Because darling, I love the choice! I won't ever actually choose or indeed use a different one, but having them all set out in a line makes me happy.
• "Why do you peel off your nail polish just to reapply it again the next day?" To get it PERFECT! Obviously! That and it tastes good.
• "Why do you dress the cats up?" Hey dude, you don't want babies yet then you'll have to deal with me putting the cats into little socks and rolling around laughing.
• "Why do you pluck your eyebrows if it hurts so much?" I reminded him that after recently growing them back after years of shaving the buggers off, I no longer have the Botox effect :(
•  "If you don't like her, why are you always so smiley to her face?" Oh dear, some things I guess, require a handbook! 
•  "Why do you wear those shoes if they hurt your feet?" Because they are freaking BEAUTIFUUUUUUL! 

 So I wonder, what are yours? It seems that there are so many more I keep thinking of, but that'd be posting going on forever! Shall I do "men stuff" that confuses me? Hehe ^_^

xx