So, uhm, I got my "appeasement" from "Lizzy" of Gothic Angel Clothing in the post today...
The package itself was about envelope size and appeared to be covered in a whole mess of dirt and something appeared to be almost like reddish-pink lipgloss, at least I sincerely hope that that is what it was xD
The package was weird, it looked like it had been made from old, folded up envelopes, which it kinda was, all inside out :S you know like Gov'mint ones?
Also, for reasons best known to themselves, whoever had sent me this strange little package had labelled my address as two doors up, luckily for me, as I have a fairly unusual name the postman realised that it could be none other than me that this was actually meant for. Way to go Singing Postie :D Also really "Lizzy" you have my order of fail on your systems still, get it right love.
The items that were sent to me as my appeasement, were, yet another disappointment (I didn't actually want a package of stuff I had not actually chosen for myself - I wanted "Ellie's" head goshdarnit...)
They are two pairs of tights from the brand "Pamela Mann", infact they are these pairs;
1 - Ick
and
2 - 12 year old babybat
You could say that I'm not impressed...also these pairs are not actually on their website so they have clearly just sent me some leftover stock, which is ever so slightly more insulting. Also if you can see that I ordered PVC boots - why not stick with the obvious fetishy goth theme and send me the pretty cross ones?! I despise leopard print unless it is neon green or pink. Also skulls and crossbones do just sort of make me want to cry. These tights retail at about £6.95 each. This is madness, I pay, at most, £4 for whale-nets in black from eBay :S
Pamela Mann tights are a sore point me, as I'm 5"8 with rugby legs and my hips are 36 inches wide (bubblearseextraordinaire) these frigging tights never ever fit me! I actually received some from a friend in a trade once, they were footless, but came up to my knees >_< the *bitch* print on them makes me happy, but it's red, so they would make me look like Christmas what with my new dreaddy wig (review coming up for that by the way...)
I'm gonna assume they thought I was a shortie as I bought platforms boots, so they would send me
Some would say "At least you got something" to them I say simply "YOU fecking wear them then!"
:)
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